lmao this is my life.
Anyone who has ever waited tables knows this feeling. There is nothing worse than false hope followed by a 10% tip.
If you didn’t enjoy my service, I understand a small tip, but if you did enjoy my hard work and just don’t feel like paying for it, you either don’t realize I make only $2.65 an hour, or there is a special place in hell for you.
One of reasons I hate it when people say “YOLO”. also the fact that they sound retarded.
Harry Potter card game at a pharmacy by my house!
..is it just me or does this make SENSE?
someone spent so much time thinking about this haha, but this is awesome.
oh my god this is hilarious.